October 15, 2007

Boys NOT to Date

My girlfriends and I are all smart girls. So why do we end up dating loser guys? No matter how limited your dating experience, everyone has a story or an addition to their list of "what not do date." The following is a list of things that some girls have learned the hard way the types of boys they do not want to date.

*Boys who want to be stand up comedians
*Boys who have no desire to have a real job and in an income
*Boys who live in the same town as their crazy ex-girlfriends
*Boys who can't figure out that their ex's are crazy and shouldn't date them again
*Boys who cannot decide if they are actually broken up with ex-girlfriends or not
*Boys who only text you at 2am when they're drunk
*Boys who decide they want to live in another country
*Boys who do not want to spend time with you
*Boys who cry more than you do
*Boys who start talking marriage/babies after the first time you make out
*Boys who reference their mothers a lot. Like A LOT
*Boys who do not have a job*Boys who do not care that they do not have a job
*Boys who do not care that they do not have a job and smoke weed all day
*Boys who do not care that they do not have a job and smoke weed all day and drive your car and spend your money
*Boys who love their hometowns more than you
*Boys whose wrists are smaller than yours
*Boys who buy a new car instead of paying their student loans
*Boys who buy DVD's instead of food

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